• shaxaphone:

    cute things to call your girlfriend:

    1. sugar 
    2. honey 
    3. flour 
    4. egg 
    5. 1/2lb butter 
    6. stir 
    7. pour into pan 
    8. preheat to 375°

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    ericorbit:

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    tumblr staff

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    sixsteen:

    if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower

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  • lux-morningstar:

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  • thebootydiaries:

    application: so what makes you interested in working at our company?

    me: please

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  • fairygodrobot:

    anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

    the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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  • yuripink:

    i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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  • steveharringtonsbabysitterclub:

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    Joe Keery — a national treasure.

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  • cristinaya:

    Shine bright like a washed nintendog

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